Wednesday, September 16, 2009

I'm a hot pregnant mess

Seriously, I'm hot. Like sweaty all the time hot. Even the palms of my hands get hot.

Pregnancy glow? It's sweat.

And what's up with me spilling food all over myself all the time?

Without fail, each meal, food is dropped on my clothes.

I'm dressed up as cute as a preggo can be today and on my light grey top, I just slobbered lettuce with mayo down one side.

I'm wearing lunch.

Is my hand-to-mouth coordination as off as my center of balance?

Or is it the food, mocking me, or trying to enter my body by any means possible. Maybe the twins are summoning the yummies from the womb. The food does always fall on my belly.

2 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha, totally agree, this happened to me all the time. Not to mention the large amount of crumbs that fell into my pregnant clevage. I was not used to fishing food out of my bra Now it's old hat...
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  2. it's just cause there's this whole mound of catch-all on the front now — all this boobs and belly. all my maternity clothes had front stains. :(
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